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我回頭率還挺高的,基本見到好看的人我都會回頭看他們。

I have a high rate of looking back. When I see good-looking people, I always look back at them.

不想給我點贊就算了,還說什麼你是奧特曼有手套點不了。

If you don't want to praise me, you can't say you're Altman with gloves.

一個人再有格局,你借他錢試試。

If a person has a pattern again, you can lend him money.

最好的朋友永遠是錢包,它一瘦,我就六神無主了。

The best friend is always the purse. Once it's thin, I'm lost.

剛才換上新衣服,在我爸面前轉了一圈說,爸,有範嗎?我爸奇怪的看了我一眼說:有,鍋裡還有湯。

Just now I put on my new clothes and turned around in front of my father, saying, Dad, do you have a fan? My father gave me a strange look and said: Yes, there is soup in the pot.

到底要吃多少辣條,才能成為辣妹。

How many spicy bars do you have to eat to become a hot girl.

晚上加班回到家,看到兒子居然剩飯!我當時就發火了,怎麼不給我剩點菜!

When I came home from working overtime in the evening, I saw my son's leftovers! I was angry at that time. Why didn't you give me a few dishes!

這次考試考得很不錯啊,隻掛了兩科,文科和理科。

The exam was very good, only two subjects, liberal arts and science.

叫小姐姐顯得輕浮,叫美女顯得老套,想了好久還是女菩薩比較清新脫俗。

Call little sister appear frivolous, call beauty appear old-fashioned, think for a long time or female Bodhisattva more fresh and refined.

其實,你本該成為一名偉大的科學家的,不過被一件事情耽誤了,那就是你沒腦子。

In fact, you should have become a great scientist, but you are delayed by one thing, that is, you have no brain.

失眠是因為有人夢到了你,所以你昨晚失眠不要害怕,害怕的應該是那個做了一宿噩夢的人!

Insomnia is because someone dreamed of you, so don't be afraid of insomnia last night. It should be the person who had a nightmare all night!

賣花的小姑娘拉著我:“大哥哥買花吧一看就知道你是花心的人。”

The little girl who sold flowers pulled me: "big brother, buy flowers. I know you are a flower girl."

科學研究表明,醜的人命更長,因為他們騎車更喜歡戴頭盔。

Scientific research shows that ugly people live longer because they prefer to wear helmets when riding.

像我這樣的姑娘,沒有點體重能壓得住美貌嗎?

Can a girl like me be beautiful without weight?文章來源: /c/user/token/MS4wLjABAAAApMG64if7JTnHaeAxq6GkowNvE_jRJKPTFDOxzmvRO6U/?source=tuwen_detail

 

按讚 是一種美德

 

轉發 分享 是一種境界
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